Saturday, October 25, 2008

Visit Ridleybank before Ridleybank visits you

For the past 72 hours, the Malton Urban Militia has battled for territory in the suburb of Ridleybank, in an effort to restore a sense of order to a neighbourhood that has been infested with the Undead for far too long. We, along with a handful of allies, have twice secured and established a base of communications in the heart of the suburb. Apparently we have attracted the attention of the local zombies, and have suffered casualties as they raided our safehouse.

We may stick around Ridleybank long enough to do a little trick-or-treating - we may not. Either way, November the 5th came early for the RRF, and they won't forget that the M.U.M. paid a visit anytime soon. Even if the battle fades from memory, all that grafitti will last a while!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The RRF must state it's regrets that it has no idea who MUM is, or what the group is about. We would like to register our disappointment that you did not do us the courtesy of introducing yourselves to us upon your entry into the suburb. Truly a poor show.

Anonymous said...

well MUM seems to have shown in the pure Halloween tradition of trick or treat (bangbang ar bra!nz pardon my poor zombese language), anyone can come to anyone's home XD. Hey Mayor or someone please read your mails from verbotenzone.

Mayor M.C. Cheese said...

I must state my regrets also. Apparently brain-rot affects the memory, or the RRF was too busy using their PK'er Gore Corps alts to destroy every surrounding suburb. Nasty tactics are an equally poor showing.